ladymacbetterthanyou:

djuvre:

spoopy-banana:

memewhore:

banans13:

kissthesecurves:

starvingfartist:

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

it’s like loki and thor all over again

metametonymy:

wisperr:

metametonymy:

wisperr:

oooh, well then coming to Australia must have been terrifying lol

I was happily watching tv in the dark one time until a huge spider jumped off the ceiling and landed on my lap. So to top off the size they’re also totally insane too.

my mother was pretty terrified considering even the baby spiders freak her out. shes a huge wimp

i was just stoked to travel, tho. we went during december so my winter abruptly became summer and i had a summer christmas (while everyone elseback home had the first white christmas in a few decades ;_;) and then a couple weeks in fiji right after. that trip was hella

ahh, yes, summer Christmas. I have never had a Christmas that wasn’t hot.

I am really jealous of your traveling tho that would have been rad!

yeah, for some reason during high school my parents decided international scuba trips were the thing to do. first it was mexico, then the australia/fiji combo, and then costa rica. i have a near death experience for all of them. australia was not actually the nearly-deadliest somehow…

welp… despite the almost dying parts at least it was exciting

metametonymy:

wisperr:

metametonymy:

wisperr:

wisperr:

metametonymy:

everytime i see a picture of a big spider it reminds me of when my parents and i went to australia to visit my nana and a spider crawled out of the car while we were driving and my mom panicked, causing my dad to almost drive us off a cliff. thx australia

haha!

horizontal hahaha! 

oh my god i love spider stories. I would say that you get used to the huge spiders here, but tbh you just don’t, you freak out whether you’ve been living here for a 100 years or 10 hours ha.

I always thought Texas would have big spiders o.o 

i mean maybe some bits of texas have bigger spiders? but all the ones ive ever seen are babies except for the daddy long legs but they cant bite or anything so they arent scary at all

oooh, well then coming to Australia must have been terrifying lol

I was happily watching tv in the dark one time until a huge spider jumped off the ceiling and landed on my lap. So to top off the size they’re also totally insane too.

my mother was pretty terrified considering even the baby spiders freak her out. shes a huge wimp

i was just stoked to travel, tho. we went during december so my winter abruptly became summer and i had a summer christmas (while everyone elseback home had the first white christmas in a few decades ;_;) and then a couple weeks in fiji right after. that trip was hella

ahh, yes, summer Christmas. I have never had a Christmas that wasn’t hot.

I am really jealous of your traveling tho that would have been rad!

metametonymy:

wisperr:

wisperr:

metametonymy:

everytime i see a picture of a big spider it reminds me of when my parents and i went to australia to visit my nana and a spider crawled out of the car while we were driving and my mom panicked, causing my dad to almost drive us off a cliff. thx australia

haha!

horizontal hahaha! 

oh my god i love spider stories. I would say that you get used to the huge spiders here, but tbh you just don’t, you freak out whether you’ve been living here for a 100 years or 10 hours ha.

I always thought Texas would have big spiders o.o 

i mean maybe some bits of texas have bigger spiders? but all the ones ive ever seen are babies except for the daddy long legs but they cant bite or anything so they arent scary at all

oooh, well then coming to Australia must have been terrifying lol

I was happily watching tv in the dark one time until a huge spider jumped off the ceiling and landed on my lap. So to top off the size they’re also totally insane too.

wisperr:

metametonymy:

everytime i see a picture of a big spider it reminds me of when my parents and i went to australia to visit my nana and a spider crawled out of the car while we were driving and my mom panicked, causing my dad to almost drive us off a cliff. thx australia

haha!

horizontal hahaha! 

oh my god i love spider stories. I would say that you get used to the huge spiders here, but tbh you just don’t, you freak out whether you’ve been living here for a 100 years or 10 hours ha.

I always thought Texas would have big spiders o.o 

metametonymy:

everytime i see a picture of a big spider it reminds me of when my parents and i went to australia to visit my nana and a spider crawled out of the car while we were driving and my mom panicked, causing my dad to almost drive us off a cliff. thx australia

haha!

I had a similar experience when a huge spider crawled onto the side mirror of our car while we were stopped at a traffic light, and because the window was broken at the time it was right by my mums hand so she pulled into an abandoned car park (while screaming like a dinosaur) and tried to figure out where it had crawled to. Meanwhile i went to the fence to rip off a plank and we danced around the car a few times before we could smash it. Then on our way out we ran it over again.

I swear everyone stopping at the traffic lights just knew what was going onwithout asking

jazmeow:

Calm down Australia

awkwardlyours:

sakurackerman:

private-grif-meister:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

t0wer0fpimps:

llamabagel:

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

The Treacherous Princess of the Night.

good shit.

i got the wicked witch of the west are you fucking serious

Of course I’m the ugly unicorn if the forest.

The Dark Queen of the Desert

The Black Giant of the Seas. 

The Black Troll of the Mountains. Is this from Narnia?

the green werewolf of the forest.

gwenlightened:

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

rivailleackerman:

I'm the chess player in my life, not just a piece.

↳  Margaery Tyrell + Manipulation of Kings requested by fangirls-anonymous